{"product_id":"9780008301255","title":"Why Mummy Doesn't Give a ****!","description":"\u003cp\u003eI'm wondering how many more f*cking 'phases' I have to endure before my children become civilised and functioning members of society? It seems like people have been telling me 'it's just a phase! When do the 'phases' end though? WHEN? Mummy dreams of a quirky rural cottage with roses around the door and chatty chickens in the garden. Life, as ever, is not going quite as she planned.\u003cbr\u003ePaxo, Oxo and Bisto turn out to be highly rambunctious, rather than merely chatty, and the roses have jaggy thorns. Her precious moppets are now giant teenagers. And there is never, but never, any milk in the house. At least the one thing they can all agree on is that rescued Barry the Wolfdog may indeed be The Ugliest Dog in the World, but he is also the loveliest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"book-contributors\"\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"contributor-item\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"contributor-role\"\u003eAuthor\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003ca href=\"\/search?q=Author+Gill+Sims\" class=\"contributor-link\"\u003eGill Sims\u003c\/a\u003e\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Gill Sims","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47377153720483,"sku":"9780008301255","price":255.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0741\/7836\/3555\/files\/img_9780008301255_6008d29d-87fb-4944-bc74-f7757696e6cd.jpg?v=1776448914","url":"https:\/\/graffitibooks.co.za\/products\/9780008301255","provider":"Graffiti Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}