{"product_id":"9781485903369","title":"Too many tsunamis","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife's a drag, and nobody knows that better than Bert. Bert wants to write. He also wants to kill himself. He has composed a brilliant suicide note, but so far his attempt at a brilliant suicide is as devoid of success as his writing career. Not wanting to die wondering if his mother will fully comprehend his note, Bert sets out to explain himself - in a footnote. A footnote that keeps growing and growing like a monster wave.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eBert carries on living, for now, recounting his string of doomed relationships, and bemoaning his dead-end job in a printing shop, and the fact that he's 34 and still living with his mother.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eBut into the shop walks the mysterious Lelani Balt - Lightning Bolt - and sparks begin to fly. Bert might finally have something to write about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"book-contributors\"\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"contributor-item\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"contributor-role\"\u003eAuthor\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003ca href=\"\/search?q=Author+Vincent+Pienaar\" class=\"contributor-link\"\u003eVincent Pienaar\u003c\/a\u003e\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Vincent Pienaar","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47376805462179,"sku":"9781485903369","price":270.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0741\/7836\/3555\/files\/img_9781485903369_b76c64ec-4e18-41b0-8152-c15882ab0906.jpg?v=1776552959","url":"https:\/\/graffitibooks.co.za\/products\/9781485903369","provider":"Graffiti Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}