{"product_id":"9781616898427","title":"Not Now","description":"\u003cp\u003eStruggling to realize your full procrastination potential? Finally, a primer for procrastinators has arrived. Not Now is an illustrated instruction manual that teaches novice and advanced procrastinators how to dally, dawdle, and lollygag their way to expert-level procrastination. Starting with simple exercises, such as 'sit' and 'pace,' instructions gradually advance in complexity and futility 'learn how to write in your non-dominant hand,' 'color coordinate your bookshelves to look like a Pantone color guide'-and eventually reach master level: 'learn a new language by correspondence course, pack your bags, and move to another country.'\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"book-contributors\"\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"contributor-item\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"contributor-role\"\u003eAuthor\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003ca href=\"\/search?q=Author+Benjamin+English\" class=\"contributor-link\"\u003eBenjamin English\u003c\/a\u003e\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Benjamin English","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47379386400931,"sku":"9781616898427","price":300.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0741\/7836\/3555\/files\/img_9781616898427_3032b4f1-b749-4ef5-a66b-ba264c63a3fa.jpg?v=1776567972","url":"https:\/\/graffitibooks.co.za\/products\/9781616898427","provider":"Graffiti Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}