{"product_id":"9781787631731","title":"Love Poems for Married People","description":"\u003cp\u003eAre you in the mood?\u003cbr\u003eI am.\u003cbr\u003eLet's put the kids down.\u003cbr\u003eHave a light dinner.\u003cbr\u003eShower.\u003cbr\u003eMaybe not drink so much.\u003cbr\u003eAnd do that thing I would rather do with you than with anyone else.\u003cbr\u003eLie in bed and look at our iPhones.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eWritten with brilliant wit, sharp observation and a big dose of reality, Love Poems for Married People  takes the poetic form, turns it upside down and leaves it in the dishwasher to dry.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eIncluding such gems as  Why Are You in The Shower With Me?,  Our Love is Tested in Traffic  and  What Time Should We Leave for the Airport?  John Kenney's poems are packed with funny, wry observations about the reality of life once the initial shine of a relationship has dulled. From parental gripes to dwindling sex lives; from less-than-romantic gifts to irritating personal habits, it's all covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"book-contributors\"\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"contributor-item\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"contributor-role\"\u003eAuthor\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003ca href=\"\/search?q=Author+John+Kenney\" class=\"contributor-link\"\u003eJohn Kenney\u003c\/a\u003e\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"John Kenney","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47376919527587,"sku":"9781787631731","price":245.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0741\/7836\/3555\/files\/img_9781787631731_eb139101-f0fa-40f5-9716-579301983ad0.jpg?v=1776594071","url":"https:\/\/graffitibooks.co.za\/products\/9781787631731","provider":"Graffiti Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}