Not Now

Struggling to realize your full procrastination potential? Finally, a primer for procrastinators has arrived. Not Now is an illustrated instruction manual that teaches novice and advanced procrastinators how to dally, dawdle, and lollygag their way to expert-level procrastination. Starting with simple exercises, such as 'sit' and 'pace,' instructions gradually advance in complexity and futility 'learn how to write in your non-dominant hand,' 'color coordinate your bookshelves to look like a Pantone color guide'-and eventually reach master level: 'learn a new language by correspondence course, pack your bags, and move to another country.'